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WITH ALL EYES ON HIM, LIN IMPROVISES/November 23, 2012

Summary
Jeremy Lin has met again her exteammates of New York Knicks in the first game against them this season. Jeremy had hugged Tysson Chandler and Carmelo Anthony and talked a little about the previous matches.
When the game begins Jeremy's team(Rockets) was very confused and Rockets embarassed the New York Knicks (131-103). Anthony's team had focused so much only in Lin and that is the reason why Knicks had lost, because Rockets played as a team and different players had apported points to win the match.

Opinion
I believe that Lin was very motivated to play that game and that helps to her team to concentrate and play hard. Rockets had deffend very strong and they not lacked intensity. Knicks didn't play as a team and that could be deciding.

Words I have learnt:
-surrendered:rendit/entregat
-lack:mancar de
-ignited:encendre's


http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/24/sports/basketball/knicks-jeremy-lin-reunion-will-wait-until-the-game.html?ref=basketball&_r=1&

BARACK OBAMA/Nov. 6, 2012

Summary
Barack Obama was sworn in as the forty-fourth president of the United States on 20 January 2009. Since then until now, he had been the president of the USA wining many political campaings.It has not been easy, because he  always had to confront his opponents.
Obama's first term was very successful because he had eliminated  Bin Laden and approved a health reform bill. But the republicans criticize aspects like immigration and climate change. As a result, in 2010 he lost the primary elections.

Opinion 
For me, Barack Obama seems like a good president. The first impression that I had when I begin to hear about him is that he's a hard-working. But like most of the politicians, he is looking for her protagonism. I think he is a good president right now, but he could be better.

Words I have learnt:
-defeating: derrotat
-withdrew:retirar-se
-drawdown:declinació


http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/o/barack_obama/index.html?ref=topics 

HUMOUR IS NECESSARY IN OUR LIVES

    It is generally agreed that humour is necessary in our lives. But why is it not completely agreed?

First of all, it is compulsory to say that it is impossible to be totally in favour of some statements or something happens. Everyone to their choice...

    Let's explain a little about that statement. There are people who strongly believe that humour is an aspect which should be everyday with us. They say that jokes make our lives easy and if we have not a bit of humour we could run into trouble. That group needs laughs and crazy people around them to go on with their days.

    Contrary to them, there are the ones who think that it is not strongly  necessary a sense of humour to carry on with our lives. That group deffends generally that laughs are only a little part of us, they say that there are things hardly important than laughs.

    While these teo groups are opposite, I think that every statement could be accepted next to a good reason.To conclude, I feel that people are becoming more liberal and humour becomes something really important for us.

THE SEARCH OF JOSEPH KONY/April 30, 2012

Summary
Joseph Kony is one of the most rebel leaders. He force the childs to become killers and other group in slaves. Right now he is hiding in Central African Republic.
U.S. officials believe that Mr. Kony is hiding in a remote corner of the Central African Republic , though some ugandan officialssaid he had moved to Sudan, with the consent of the Sudanese government.

Opinion
In my point of view these kind of people should be died. They use children like a tool or less than a tool. They trate them as a thing and people are all the same. We can not force anyone to do Any thing.

Words I have learnt:
   -bride: novio/a
   -blot out: borrar de la ment
   -swirling: turbulent

 http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/k/joseph_kony/index.html

DIALOGUE-BEAUTY

Two friends taking a talk after a long time without meeting each other. Jay is so different now...

Jay: -Hi guy!
Tom: -Hi Jay, it's been a long time!!
        How are you?
Jay: -I'm fine...what about you?
Tom: -Well, right now I'm ok. I feel on cloud nine!
       Oh Jay, what had happened to your nose??
Jay: -Nothing weird, I've operated it...
Tom: (confused)
Jay: -Have I done something wrong?
Tom: -No,no...I was thinking that you were different...
Jay: -People changes buddy! ;)
Tom: -Oh, what the hell, your lips Jay! You're surprising me so much!
Jay: -Yes Tom, I've applied a bit of lipo in my lips, as well.
        Any peoblem with that?
Tom: -Please Jay, don't be angry. Why are people so crazy? (lowly)
Jay: -Have you said anything Tom?
Tom: -Oh no, no...I was just...
Jay: -Trying what men?? (angrylly)
Tom: -Mmmmm...(looking at the floor) trying to understand you, because you've changed a lot since last time.
Jay: -Tell me why. Just because of the lipo? It's normal, do you know what I mean?
Tom: -Yes, yes...but what I mean is that before you were a good guy and...
Jay: -So, now you think that I'm a bad boy, am I wrong?
Tom: -Noooo, please listen.
Jay: -Let's go, explain yourself.
Tom: -Well, when we were at the high school you were funnier, you liked to go to the gym and all that stuff.
        But actually there isn't anything from the high school's Jay.
Jay: -That's not your business Tom!
Tom: -Ok Jay, I'm just tryibg to help you to recognize that lipo could become an addiction for you.
Jay: -What the f*** are you saying?
Tom: -My advice to you dear is to wake up from that dangerous dream which you belong to.
Jay: -Shut uo, ok Tom?
Tom: -I won't shut up 'cause I wanna help you. You've done a turn for the worse...
Jay: -Leave me, I don't wanna hear you!
(Tom cannot believe what he's hearing and leaves).